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BANC | Bulă o vede pe maică-sa dezbrăcată în fața oglinzii spunând: „Vreau un bărbat, vreau un bărbat!”
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Bancuri cu Bulă
Fă-ți ziua mai bună cu o doză de amuzament! Noi ți-am pregătit unul dintre cele mai amuzante bancuri pe care le vei auzi vreodată. Dacă ai avut o zi grea sau dacă te simți trist, sigur îți vei schimba starea.
Bulă o vede pe maică-sa dezbrăcată în fața oglinzii spunând:
– Vreau un bărbat, vreau un bărbat.
A doua zi Bulă o vede cu poștașul.
După 2 ore, Bulă, în pielea goală în fața oglinzii:
– Vreau o bicicletă, vreau o bicicletă!
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