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BANC| „Ce faci, nebuno?/ Mă uit la horoscop”
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Bucură-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi:
-Ce faci, nebuno?
-Mă uit la horoscop, tu?
-E țeapă, fă, cu zodiile…
-La mine scrie că mă înțeleg bine cu peștii, dar toți m-au bătut.
VEZI ȘI: BANC. Cum și-au dat întâlnire un băiat și o fată pe Messenger folosind doar emoticoane în discuție
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