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BANC | „Alo, ce faci iubito? Te-ai pregătit? În seara asta o să-ți folosești foarte mult gura”
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Bucură-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi:
-Alo, ce faci iubito? Te-ai pregătit? În seara asta o să-ți folosești foarte mult gura!
-Nu e Maria, e tatăl ei. Cum adică își va folosi foarte mult gura?
-Aaa, păi nu v-a zis?
-Nuuu, ce să-mi zică?
-În seara asta mergem la karaoke!
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