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BANC| „Un american vrea să cumpere o fermă în Ardeal”
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Bucură-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi:
Un american vrea sa cumpere o ferma in Ardeal.
Face turul fermei si, la sfârsit vede stupii de albine.
– Nu mai cumpar ferma ca mi-e frica de albine.
– Hai dom’le ca albinele sunt bune: fac miere, ceara si dau propolis.
– Nu, ca mi-e frica de albine.
– Uite dom’le facem un pariu: te leg dezbracat de copacul asta si daca te musca vreo albina pana maine dimineata, iti dau ferma pe gratis.
Dimineata il gaseste palid, obosit, vlaguit.
– Ce-ai patit, te-a muscat vreo albina ?
– Nu.
– Atunci ce?
– Bade, vitelul de acolo n-are mama?
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