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BANC | Un proaspăt cuplu căsătorit virgin pleacă în luna de miere și se cazează la un hotel
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Bucură-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi:
Un proaspăt cuplu căsătorit virgin pleacă în luna de miere și se cazează prima noapte la un hotel.
Soția se întinde pe pat, își desface picioarele și-i spune soțului, cu voce tremurandă:
– Știi ce vreau?
– Nu… răspunse el, confuz. Atunci ea își desfacu picioarele și mai mult:
– Acum știi ce vreau?
– Nu?… răspunse el, la fel de confuz.
Atunci ea își desfacu picioarele cât putu de tare și-i spuse cu o voce sexi, excitată la culme:
– Nici acum nu știi ce vreau?!
– Ba da, m-am prins! Răspunse soțul de data asta.
– Ce? Ce?… Strigă ea.
– Vrei tot patul naibii numai pentru tine!
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