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La miezul nopţii, un beţiv rezemat de gard.
Un poliţist îl întreabă:
-Unde mergi?
-Mă duc la o conferinţă despre efectele nocive ale alcoolului!!!
-La ora asta? Cine dracu ţine o conferinţă la ora asta?
-Nevastă-mea şi probabil soacră-mea.
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