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– Domnule profesor, nu înțeleg teoria relativității.
– OK. Domnule student spuneți-mi, 3 fire de păr sunt multe sau puține?
– Puține!
– Așa e, dacă sunt pe cap, dar, dacă sunt în ciorbă?
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