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Banc | Soția îi face o vizită prietenului
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Banc amuzant Sursă foto: Freepik.com
Fă-ți ziua mai bună cu o doză de amuzament! Noi ți-am pregătit unul dintre cele mai amuzante bancuri pe care le vei auzi vreodată. Dacă ai avut o zi grea sau dacă te simți trist, sigur îți vei schimba starea.
Soția îi face o vizită prietenului de familie care este doctor.
– Doctore, Gigi soțul meu nu mai e așa cum îl știi tu, de ceva vreme nu îmi mai acorda nici o atenție!
Mănâncă, se întorce cu fața la perete și se culcă.
CITEȘTE ȘI: BANC | O TIPĂ LA DENTIST. SUNĂ TELEFONUL EI
– Ia tu prafurile astea, i le pui fară să observe în mâncare….
S-au întalnit iarăși peste 5 zile.
– Ei, cum e cu soțul?..
– Doctore, e prea de tot! I-am pus în ciorbă, prafurile și după nici 5 minute s-a schimbat la față, a sărit pe mine și acolo pe masă m-a aranjat!
– Ei! Între soți se permite!
– Da!!!… Dar eram la restaurant!!!
VEZI ȘI: BANC | V-AȚI HOTĂRÂT UNDE PLECAȚI ÎN LUNA DE MIERE?
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