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Bancuri
BANC | ”Eu nu beau, nu fumez. Cum nu fumezi? Aseară te-am văzut cu o tigară în mână”
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Pentru a zâmbi din tot sufletul, ai nevoie, uneori, de ceva care să îți readucă zâmbetul pe buze. Am pregătit pentru tine o întâmplare, care cu siguranță te va înveseli. CANCAN vă propune un banc de nota 10.
-Eu nu sunt ca alții, nu beau și nu fumez.
-Cum nu fumezi? Aseară te-am văzut cu o tigară în mână.
-Aseară eram beat
Sursa foto: @Clopo79
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