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Bancul începutului de săptămână | „Primiți cu colindul?”
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Dragă cititorule, pentru astăzi, CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit un banc care o să-ți provoace hohote de râs! Vezi și tu cum se „colindă” pe WhatsApp” în 2023. N-ai cum să ratezi așa ceva!
Pentru că este început de săptămână și chiar de an, venim cu glume noi și bune ca să-ți meargă bine. Dacă vrei să te amuzi, citește continuarea!
(VEZI ȘI: Bancul începutului de an nou | „1 ianuarie 2023. Telefon de la o blondă”)
Bancul zilei! Râzi cu lacrimi pe 2 ianuarie 2023
Redăm „povestea”:
„-Primiți cu colindul?
-Aici, pe WhatsApp?
-Da, că s-a stricat boxa și nu mai putem ieși. Vă trimitem aici un link de pe Youtube cu un colind și ne dați banii pe Revolut.
-Trimiteți link și după aia vă dau tot aici o poză cu 100 de lei pentru că Revolutul mi s-a stricat”
Dacă ți-a plăcut gluma, nu ezita să o împarți cu prietenii tăi! Fii tu amuzantul grupului și distribuie cele mai tari glume!
(NU RATA: BANCUL ZILEI | Într-un bar, intră disperat un polițist)
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