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Bancul zilei | ”Am auzit că ești în spital, ce ai pățit?”
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Atenție, dragi cititori! Bancul zilei va stârni hohote de râs. Un bărbat a ajuns la spital… mai mult fără să vrea.
”-Ce faci?
-Bine, tu? Am auzit că ești în spital. Ce ai pățit?
-Aseară am sunat la 112 din greșeală și… ca să nu mă fac de rușine, m-am înjunghiat singur.
-Mare om, mare caracter”, este bancul zilei.
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