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BANC | Bulă vine de la școală: ”Tată, am luat un 2 la matematică”
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Atenție, dragi cititori! Bancul zilei va stârni hohote de râs. Discuția haioasă între Bulă și tatăl său a devenit virală.
”Vine Bulă de la școală și îi zice tatălui său:
-Tată, tată! Am luat un 2 la mate!
Tatăl lui îi trage o mamă de bătaie! A doua zi, vine Bulă și zice:
-Tată, tată! Am luat un 2 la geografie!
Tatăl lui îi trage iar o mamă de bătaie! A treia zi, vine Bulă acasă și zice:
-Tată, tată! Am luat un zece la muzică!
La care tatăl lui Bulă îi trage o palmă zdravănă și îi zice:
– După cele întâmplate… tu mai ai chef de cântat!”, este bancul zilei.
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