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Bulă și Ștrulă stau de vorbă, la o bere. Din una în alta, discuția ajunge la horoscop.
Întreabă Ștrulă:
– Bulă, dar tu ce zodie ești?
– Leu sunt! Nu mă vezi?! Fioros, nesupus, toate cele!
– Dar nevastă-ta ce zodie este?
– Dresoare!
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