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Bancuri
Bancul sfârșitului de săptămână | „Iubitule, mă iubești?”
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Bancul finalului de săptămână
Dragi cititori, CANCAN.RO v-a pus la dispoziție unul dintre cele mai tari bancuri pe care să-l citiți în acest final de săptămână. Sperăm să vă amuzați copios și să vă bucurați de câteva minute bune de râs!
-Iubitule, mă iubești?
-Da
-Promiți că te lași de fumat?
-Da
-Și de băut?
-Și de băut mă las!
-Îmi dai tot salariul mie?
-Da
-Nu o să te mai uiți după femei?
-Nu o să mă uit!
-Ți-ai da și viața pentru mine?
-Normal că da!!! Ce să fac cu așa viață?
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