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„-De ce nu ai spălat vasele? Nu ai dat nici cu aspiratorul. Nici cu mopul nu ai dat. Mâncare nu ai făcut. Chiar aștept o explicație plauzibilă.
-Iartă-mă iubire, am crezut că măcar azi de 8 Martie merit și eu să fiu răsfățat”.
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