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BANC | Bulă sare cu parașuta. Trage de manetă și nu se deschide
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Nu ar trebui să treacă nici măcar o zi fără să zâmbești și fără să citești bancul zilei. CANCAN.RO îți dă un motiv în plus, ca ziua ta să fie mai bună. Iată propunerea noastră.
La un concurs de parașutiști într-o unitate militară, Bulă trebuia să facă saltul cu parașuta, la aterizare să ia bicicleta, după care, cros de zece kilometri. Se urcă Bulă în avion ajunge în zona de parașutare, sare și trage de manetă… nu se deschide. Mai trage o dată… nimic! Trage comanda de la parașuta de siguranță: tot nimic. Mai trage o dată disperat, după care dezamăgit își zice:
– Parcă văd că nici bicicleta nu o să fie acolo…
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