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BANC | „Bulă, toată noaptea ai rostit numele Elena. Cine e?”
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Pentru ca ziua să fie cât mai bună, trebuie să o începem cu zâmbetul pe buze. Așa că am pregătit pentru tine un banc care cu siguranță te va amuza copios. Protagoniștii de astăzi sunt Bulă și Bubulina. După o noapte agitată, el are câteva explicații de dat.
Dimineața, Bubulina se trezește cu mare chef de scandal. Îl scoală pe Bulă și începe să țipe la el:
– Bulă, toată noaptea ai rostit numele Elena.
– Da?!
– Da! Cine este Elena, Bulă?! Acum să-mi zici!
– Păi…
– Niciun „păi”! Este amanta ta, mă înșeli, Bulă?!
– Păi, să vezi. Am avut un coșmar, am visat că eram Nicolae Ceaușescu.
(CITEȘTE ȘI: BANCUL ZILEI | POLITICIANUL, TELEVIZIUNILE ȘI PRIMARUL SATULUI)
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