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BANC. Discuție între Cheloo și un dealer de droguri
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Începe-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi:
-Chelule, trebuie neapărat să discutăm…
-Ia zi, frățioare!
-Zilele trecute mi-au făcut testul antidrog la muncă…
-Așa și?
-A ieșit negativ…
-Păi asta e foarte bine!
-Păi… nu prea e bine… îmi spui tu, ce plm îmi vinzi de trei luni de zile, cu 100 de euro gramul???
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