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Banc| „Domnule doctor, m-a înțepat o viespe și mor de durere”
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Este început de săptămână și este nevoie de un banc bun care să ridice energia și buna dispoziție. Așa că am pregătit pentru tine unul care cu siguranță de va face să zâmbești. Protagonista de astăzi este o doamnă care a fost mușcată de o viespe și ajunge la doctor. Dialogul dintre cei doi este hilar.
Banc
O doamnă bine coboară în grabă dintr-un Porsche și intră într-un cabinet medical.
– Domnule doctor, m-a înțepat o viespe și mor de durere!
– Unde v-a înțepat doamnă?
– Nu vă pot spune!
– Doamnă, e musai să-mi spuneți, altfel n-am cum să vă ajut!
– Dar … îmi este foarte rușine!
– Doamnă scumpă, vă promit că nu află nimeni.
– Dar știți….mi-e jenă…
– Uitați a ieșit și asistenta, acum spuneți!
– Într-un supermarket…
(VEZI ȘI: BANCUL ZILEI | „VREA NEBUNA SĂ NE DESPĂRȚIM!”)
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