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BANC | „Vrei să fii soția mea?” „Am iubit”
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Nu ar trebui să treacă nici măcar o zi fără să zâmbești și fără să citești bancul zilei. CANCAN.RO îți dă un motiv în plus ca ziua ta să fie cât mai bună. Iată ce ți-am pregătit.
-Vrei să fii soția mea?
-Am iubit!
-Știu. Eu sunt iubitul tău!
-Mai am unul.
-Cum???
-Hai nu te enerva degeaba. Stai să îl întreb și pe el, să văd ce zice. Dacă zice că nu îl deranjează, mă mărit cu tine. Revin imediat.
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