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Bancul sfârșitului de săptămână | „Tu poți mai mult”
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Bancul sfârșitului de săptămână | "Tu poți mai mult"
Dragi cititori, CANCAN.RO v-a pregătit și astăzi un banc care vă va aduce zâmbetul pe buze!
”Aseară am trecut pe lângă o sală de fitness care avea sloganul: ”TU poți mai mult!”. M-am întors la cârciumă și am mai băut 5 beri”, este bancul zilei.
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”-Uite, dragă, am montat patul de la IKEA fără să mă uit la instrucțiuni!
-Era un dulap!
-Ah… și de ce ai cumpărat un dulap?
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Doctorul și pacientul
”-Doctorul către pacient:
-Cum ați reușit să răciți așa?
-Am stat 3 ore pe un balcon, îmbrăcat foarte subțire!
-Cât de subțire??
-Doar cu ceasul la mână…
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