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Bancul Zilei| Cum a fost pedepsită învățătoarea Daniela de polițist, pentru că a trecut pe roșu
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Este ultima zi de weekend și este nevoie de un banc bun pentru a ne pregăti pentru începutul de săptămână. Așa că am pregătit pentru tine ceva care cu siguranță de va amuza. Protagonista de astăzi este învățătoarea Daniela, care a fost dusă la secție pentru că a trecut pe roșu. Sancțiunea pe care o primește de la polițist îți va stârni hohote de răs.
Bancul zilei
La secția de poliție este adusă o femeie care a trecut pe roșu. Polițistul de serviciu începe interogatoriul:
– Nume?
– Daniela C.
– Vârstă?
– 27 de ani.
– Ocupație?
– Învățătoare.
Polițistul se ridică de la masă, zâmbește fericit și îi spune:
– Minunat! Am așteptat ocazia asta o viață întreagă. Acum vă așezați pe scaunul acesta și scrieți de 5.000 de ori, cu o caligrafie perfectă: „Dacă semaforul este roșu, trecerea este interzisă!”.
(CITEȘTE ȘI: BANCUL ZILEI | NU-ȚI POT TRIMITE SALARIUL LUNA ASTA, AȘA CĂ ÎȚI TRIMIT 100 DE SĂRUTURI)
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